All My Friends Are Dead For Sale

Laugh out loud funny, and a tiny bit disturbing. In other words, perfect. – The Huffington Post

An amusing and captivating tale that’s a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable: If you re a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you re a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you re a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud, illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children s book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life.

From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents hilariously entertaining stories about life and existential predicaments.