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Adults Only Greeting Card – Big Pussy Energy On the outside it reads: Gotta Love That Big Pussy Energy On the inside it reads: Fuck yeah, Girl! I honestly feel like this card should come with a glitter bomb and a laser light show to do it (and YOU) justice! We are saying sorry, not…
When netflix and chill is getting boring…this Adults Only Greeting Card is a playful way to flip the mojo button up to high speed. On the outside, it reads: FORT SHAG (with a mechanical drawing of a fort made with a livingroom couch) On the inside, it reads: YOU. ME. FORT. We are saying sorry, not sorry about launching this new…
This Adults Only Greeting Card is encouraging you to just ask for what you really want in life On the outside, it reads: um. hi. Can I place an order? I would like to order one of your spine-tingling, mind-blowing, toe-curling, break-the-bed, wake-the-neighbors, scream-my-name, 8.0-on-the-Richter-Scale, on-no-you-di nt ORGASMS please? On the inside, it reads: Oh, and can I…
This Adults Only Greeting Card is giving awkward…party of 2 On the outside, it reads: I Hope You Don t Think I m Totally Creepy On the inside, it reads: I am just awkward and a little obsessed with you. signed, your favorite stage 5 clinger We are saying sorry, not sorry about launching this new adult-only line of greeting…
Let s keep it real babe, with this Adults Only Greeting Card On the outside, it reads: I just want you to be happy…and… On the inside it reads: naked. We are saying sorry, not sorry about launching this new adult-only line of greeting cards. The outside of this 4.5 x 6.25 ( A6 ) card looks and feels luxe…
This Adults Only Greeting Card is encouraging you to just ask for what you really want in life On the outside, it reads: How To Manifest the Hottest Freaking Sex of Your Life On the inside, it reads: Just go to bed with the signer of this card. We are saying sorry, not sorry about launching this new adult-only…
Let s keep it real babe, with this Adults Only Greeting Card. Everyone is asking what is your love language? Well, here is a sexy twist on that question… On the outside, it reads: My Love Language is… On the inside it reads: (there is a list of mild to wild sexy activities for you and your…
Let s keep it real babe, with this Adults Only Greeting Card. Are you my soulmate? On the outside, it reads: I Love That You Are My (kinky) Soulmate On the inside, it reads: I just want to do ALL of the naughty things with you We are saying sorry, not sorry about launching this new adult-only line of…
This is our favorite cute and filthy Adults Only Greeting Card. On the outside, it reads: You are so damn cute and filthy On the inside, it reads: I just want to cuddle you and fuck your brains out We are saying sorry, not sorry about launching this new adult-only line of greeting cards. The outside of this 4.5 x 6.25 (…
This Adults Only Greeting Card let s them know that, to you, their happiness is your happiness…AND…their penis is your penis. I said what I said. On the outside, it reads: Your (hap)Penis On the inside, it reads: is My (hap)Penis We are saying sorry, not sorry about launching this new adult-only line of greeting cards. The outside of this…
Whose definition of beautiful do you adore? There are a thousand different versions of beauty in the world. It is combination of everything that makes up a person. Their eyes, smile, their spirit, it might be they way they live or the way they love that you find beautiful. Beauty is most certainly in the…
Whose presence in your life has changed it? Maybe your life doesn t look anything like you thought it would or should…like you have a picture in your mind and being around this person flips the script and a new truth and reality emerge…and then oddly life turns out more beautiful than you ever could ve…
Well, bless your pleasure-seeking hedonistic wanton little heart. This new line of greeting cards is called Ink + Soul is all heart and guts. It s written in the voice of your best friend…the one who knows you + knows how amazing + capable you are. The outside of this 4.5 x 6.25 ( A6…
When life breaks you in some way it is like having your soul broken open. It will change you, but will not be the end of you. You will become something better, something wiser, something more authentic. Check out the Wabi Sabi Soul card, too, if you like this one. Matching magnet available too! Search term:…
This is the best birthday card to send someone or keep for yourself. Its and card and gift in one! The greeting card has a soft-touch velvet finish with glossy details. On the front of the card is removable package attached that has a card packed full of information on the front and back, with…
This is the best birthday card to send someone or keep for yourself. Its and card and gift in one! The greeting card has a soft-touch velvet finish with glossy details. On the front of the card is removable package attached that has a card packed full of information on the front and back, with…
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